Sunday, April 18, 2010

Just a Walk in the Park 4/18/10


       It Wasn’t Exactly a Walk in the Park


The heat and humidity in the South are both all they are touted to be. As I mentioned before that the day’s activities consisted of a 3 hour drive to the north and a visit to the most beautiful temple in the world. That would remain to be seen.
The drive out of Saigon was as you would expect of a roadway carrying in excess of 3 million +/- motorcycles. The frenzy was that of rush hour the difference being that it was going in both directions with no end in sight in either direction. As the day’s itinerary unfolded and the bus ride continued, I began to question the wisdom and planning behind a 3 hour drive to spend 45 minutes in the ornate Temple of Cao Dai in the town of Tay Ninh. The Monks we are going to see are a unique collection representing Confusianism, Taoism and Budhism. Fortunately for us, they are all wearing their team colors, so we can easily identify the players.
The drive this morning sounded like a tuberculosis ward on Michelin Tires what with all the hacking, coughing and sneezing as we wound our way thru the countryside. For the most part, the health of the group has been good with just a few chronic “sickies”. For most of us its just been a mild case of head colds, due primarily to the ins and outs of all the air-conditioning and then back into the heat and the humidity. No major accidents to report as we all are watchful to “mind our steps”.
Our arrival at the Temple was with the timing of a military operation. The mid-day service, one of four conducted each and every day. (sure wouldn’t want the 4am duty) was set to begin shortly after a walking tour of this magnificent Temple. The Temple was an odd gathering of colorful robes distinguishing the various players. I chose not purchase a program and was a bit confused as to whose sect belonged to the white, orange, blue (green?) jerseys. If I remember correctly white elected to punt and orange elected to defend the south entry of the temple. It was quite the spectacle as viewed from the surrounding balconies, in the orchestra area.
I elected to bow out of the service early as is my Sunday practice, and strolled back to the bus, seeking a bit of refuge from the rising heat and terribly, oppressive humidity. With shirts sticking and the winners declared in the first ever Cao Dai wet T-Shirt Contest, we pushed on to the infamous Cu Chi Tunnels of South Vietnam.
As the guide books point out, the Cu Chi tunnels are an intricate network of tunnels that acted as a refuge for the VC during the day so as to do their dirty deeds during the night time hours. In addition to being a staging area, they also acted as a supply depot for goods and weapons coming down the Ho Chi Minh trail. They were originally constructed for similar purposes by the Vietnamese during their fight with the French. A good portion of the tunnels were far too small for an American "Wide Body", but many were spacious rooms used as schools, hospitals and motor pools.
After a grainy, black and white propaganda piece produced by a low budget communist PR firm, we set off on a walk about, thru this cheery little underground city complete with pop-up VC, distant gunfire, pungi pits, stakes included and all sorts of snares aimed at the allies. After this inspiring/perspiring visit we boarded our bus for the return to the War Famous, Rex Hotel in the center of Saigon.
While it was touted as a 5 Star hotel (which I’m sure it was during the war considering the other options) today a couple of the stars should come down. The lobby area while spectacular was never air conditioned making it difficult to enjoy. Some Vietnamese bean counter in times past had determined that tremendous savings would result if hotels did not provide A/C to any of the common areas to include lobbies, hall ways, and elevators.
Some of us called a halt to the pace, and passed on dinner down by the water. Just a bit too over-heated and exhausted by our day in the sunshine. We did rally to the roof-top bar previously frequented by reporters and generals who reported and planned the war’s goings on, over gin and tonics, fine food, and wonderful service. I bet the entertainment was similar to that of the 70”s. We had a great collection of talents, that included a Karaoke singer made good backed by computer generated band of 35, and a real nice little dance band with an Asian singer who I think understood the words to what she was singing.
We danced and dined on our cheese burger/fries, bought tonic to go with our smuggled in vodka and simply enjoyed the lights of the city and the breezes that had begun to cool down Saigon (excuse me, Ho Chi Minh City aka HCMC). As I look back on the night and previous cocktail parties, I think we would have done better to smuggle in the tonic and buy the vodka given their relative prices…..but it’s the gaming and the thrill of it all that keeps us on a budget mentality.
Today is Friday, Day 17, of this marathon. On route to the airport where we fly to Siem Reap, and the numerous temples of Angkor Wat, we tour to the south to the great rice bowl known as the Mekong Delta. While the jungle fighting that had occurred in the North, fighting in the South in the Delta region would have to have been pure hell. With temperatures in 100’s and the humidity above that, the thought of humping serious amounts of supplies and weapons, could hardly be imagined. The extreme heat, humidity, bugs and overall conditions gave me a new appreciation for what many of the GI’s experienced. Now, I really feel guilty having just sat on my beach in Chu Lai with a beer in hand, not to mention the 365 days I spent there in 1969.
In the wars ahead, which are sure to be many, we should pick our points of conflict based on weather conditions, with less regard for political realities and natural resources. For history teaches us that once the war is over, the tourists are sure to return, and we don’t want to be mucking around in inclement weather and humidity.
The boat trip thru sections of the delta, helped keep a crease in our pants while providing a nice viewing point for this region. Lunch overlooking the waters of brownish waters of the Mekong Delta River. We lunched on a local specialty, (elephant ear fish) something fish, deep fried whole, served vertically, and picked apart by a skinny Asian gal who puts the delicate white fish into rice paper to what amounts to a “see thru” fish taco……….mmmmmmmmmmmm good! Of course I find any thing tasty if you can put enough chili/hot sauce on top.
I have to say, without exception, I have yet to taste anything that I thought was totally inedible. Sure the dishes have become repetitive over time (the thought of another deep fried spring roll sets me reeling…..I may even have to give up taquitos on my return) but the food always seems fresh, well prepared and always in abundance. Beer with a meal usually runs $.50-$.90 wine a bit more. In the hotels considerably more, but since we eat most of our meals on the road and in small restaurants, the beverage charges are always quite reasonable, amounting to just a couple of bucks (ten million Dong per meal)
Its now time to “say good-bye” (aka its time to tip again) to Cuong and our driver. Our driver who is from the south left us in Hanoi, and drove the 700 miles south to pick us up in Saigon (there should have been a better way of doing this, but we did hear he was from the South as was the bus).
The Saigon Airport was a bit of a circle jerk as Cuong had to rescue me at the ticket counter so that we boarded on time. He was not allowed to accompany us inside the international terminal so as his second in command I was put in charge. With my limited command of the language it seemed I allowed all of the other tour groups, of which there are many, to walk all over the “Gary Brown Group”. As the clock ticked away, here came Cuong to the rescue and began nudging and conjoling his way to the head of the line insuring our timely departure. We made our one flight to Siem Reap, Cambodia with time to spare. We are all anticipating our visit to the Temples of Angkor Wat, while at the same time dreading the extreme heat that surely awaits us.
We arrive in Siem Reap and after navigating the visa process …big spender Don Orr, tips his way thru the paper work and greets us on the other side with our new guide Loeung Viseth. After learning his life story and Don sharing his with Mr. Viseth we are all introduced to one another and head off to begin our brief visit to Cambodia.
We are immediately greeted with the news, that for the next few days the temperature will be down +/- 10 degrees with overcast skies making for what we are promised to be a wonderful time for visiting the temples. The Temple grounds cover 77 square miles and are a designated World Heritage Site. While we will only be viewing a very few of the temples in our two day stay, others will spend a week or more, going from Temple area to another.
We stray a bit from the itinerary, and start with the Angkor Temple after an early departure from the hotel in the hopes of avoiding some of the after noon heat and the expected crowds. While the locals were aware of the existence of the Temples the grounds and temples themselves were not discovered until the early 19th century when European explorers stumbled upon these ancient cities.
In the years that followed the jungles were pushed back shedding modern light on these magnificent structures. But with the wars that followed and the arrival of Pol Pot and the Khemer Rouge this extremist Maoist Party left the Temples to again be devoured by the jungles. It was only after the death of Pol Pot and the eventual demise of the Khemer Rouge, did the country realize the potential tourist bonanza they had waiting for them.

With under developed oil reserves to the West, tourism seemed the most likely revenue source. Today, this moderately, socialist government and the people of Cambodia have these 70 plus stone temples to thank for their marginal 20th century successes. While the jungle has been driven back to reveal the bulk of these ruins that were built between AD 800 and 1432, there is a generation or two of restoration still ahead.
While Angkor Wat is touted as the world’s single largest religious complex, the other temples are equally stunning. It was not only the encroachment of the jungles that decimated the temples it was also the warring of the diverse religious orders that inhabited the region over the years. Each surviving group, desecrating the religious and sacred icons of the conquered religion and reigning king. Elements of Buddhism and Hinduism fought for control as each religion/king sought to expand his empire.
One of the single greatest problems that confronted the restoration of these religious grounds, was the removal of all of the land mines that were placed about the temple grounds by Pol Pot and his group of madmen. Many thousand lost their lives as well as their limbs in an effort to make this the tourist attraction that it is today……….Something Disney never had to deal with………
His reign lasted 15 years from 1975 thru the early 90’s and he is credited with the deaths of 2 million Cambodians in what is deemed to be one of the worst acts of genocide in modern history.
Sunday, Day 19 lead us back into the Temple grounds for a few more looks and very steep climbs. The early am visit was to Angkor Thom (12th century and pronounced “Uncle Tom’s ) and a climb to the top with panoramic views of the surrounding jungle. Thru the use of satellites, ruins are still being discovered, but with that comes the problems of additional land mines. The day was filled sites such as the Elephants Terrace…..The Ta Prohm Temple….the Temple of Preah…….The Royal Baths…….Banteay Kdei……….no, that was the local restaurant for lunch…….then back to the hotel for a rest, more shopping and the transfer from the hotel to the airport and our flight back to Hanoi and our home away from home, The Flower Garden Hotel.
We said good bye to our guide and driver (and you know what that means) at the international airport and prepared for our flight back to Hanoi. Interesting as to some of the tipping requests…. Bruce Lyau and Ron Dong, our male, Asian representatives in the group are constantly being asked for tips by the immigration officials for processing their visa requests. Bruce, when asked, issues a defiant “no” grabs his passport and moves on. Some of the white boys have been assessed additional $1 charges for incomplete paperwork and missing signatures….what a system. We even had a cop at one of the temples trying to sell us his badge. Made us all think we may just need a “get out of jail card” before our journey ends.
Bach in Hanoi on Day 19 and in the safe confines of the Flower Garden Hotel we begin to re-pack our bags with dirty clothes and gifts we have left at the hotel from previous stays. The group flies home Monday on different flights….an 11am departure and a 5pm departure with Toni and Steve spending and extra day and a half……..‘cause Toni had a bit more shopping to do.
Monday, AM, we shared good byes amongst the group with all agreeing that it really had been an adventure and that we had proved ourselves “travelers” and not just mere tourists……‘The first Bus departed only to return as we discovered a left bag in the lobby with Barbara Orr’s name written all over it.
Not quite ready to plan a return visit, but still a trip that will remain with us in the years ahead. A trip that will surely become more memorable with time and far less demanding as the memories of the heat and humidity and the discomforts of the road fade from our memories……….It truly was a wonderful 3 weeks filled with enough experiences to last us until our next departure………..gb
 
Only one question remains unanswered……….5 Flights ……20 plus Hotel Stays…….2 Train Trips…….50 plus meals……..100’s of miles in bus transport + drivers and two guides……numerous boat trips………museum tickets………..all for $2100

              .…………….How the Hell Do They Do That?.......................................

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